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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

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By CessnaPilot - 13/12/2011 03:47 - United States

Today, I fell off a ladder while building a shelter for one of my wife's horses. I think I broke some ribs. I absolutely hate horses. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

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By Owned - 25/03/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML

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By Me - 20/12/2010 06:22

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

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By fmlmao - 28/01/2017 12:00

Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML

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By wellthen - 12/07/2016 21:35 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I was at a rodeo warming up while my mom unnecessarily bragged about my training skills to a client. My horse then threw me into a gate at a full gallop, in front of everyone. That was the first time he'd ever misbehaved. FML

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By Lizziebelle - 01/12/2016 08:07 - United States - Seattle

Today, my horse learned a new acrobatic trick. Unfortunately, I was still on top of him when he tried to somersault. The horse is fine. I'm in the hospital, fresh out of surgery for a broken femur. FML

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By dumb dancer - 05/12/2014 01:54 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML

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By KlutzyFarmGirl - 12/06/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML

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By livinproof - 10/12/2018 13:30

Today, not only did my horse step on my foot & refuse to move, he also took the opportunity to crap on my other foot while I was incapable of moving. FML

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Shelbyyyyyyy 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 11:58

Oh youu thought you would win a fight withh an 1000 pound horse??

MikeDa1Da 14

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:29

This situation could've been avoided if OP hadn't been horsing around

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DQEight 8

Tuesday 17 January 2012 16:32

So..... Fisting it didn't work out so well eh?

Equestrianlover 4

Wednesday 18 January 2012 5:45

It actually works on stallions very well.

Fjeldfe 8

Tuesday 17 January 2012 16:54

How did you manage to do that? Did it stamp on your hand? Or did you get caught or something???

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:00

Horses scare me. They are huge, unpredictable and skittish due to being a prey animal. My neighbor's daughter was dragged to death on her pet horse. Why: she was sitting on him and her brother was drinking a soda and she asked for one. He brought it to her, and the sound of the can opening startled the horse and it took off running full speed. She fell off, but her right foot was stuck in the stirrup and she was dragged over a mile. I remember seeing bits of her clothing, hair and blood on the gravel road.

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 17 January 2012 18:26

That's...horrible. I don't even have words for that... |the kid|

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 18 January 2012 2:13

It was awful. She was only 12. I can't open a can of soda without it reminding me of that day. Probably too morbid to share on fml....

Perc_fml 2

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:02

Why the long face?

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 17 January 2012 18:07

and the horse wins...

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 17 January 2012 18:32

Generally speaking, horses win all of their arguments with (unarmed) humans. |the kid|

Immolate 11

Tuesday 17 January 2012 19:42

HEY!! NO HORSING AROUND!! :P

Werken247 14

Tuesday 17 January 2012 20:27

Silly people, everyone knows the only way to win an arguement with a horse is to; FIRST: State your case clearly and firmly so the horse knows you're serious. SECOND: Wave a large bottle of glue in the horses face and say "Don't you agree?"

mssgee21 2

Tuesday 17 January 2012 20:56

what could you be fighting with a horse about?

flacht765 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 21:32

Me too!!!!!!

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