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By Anonymous - 19/12/2017 20:42

Today, I bought my 16 year old son his first phone. He used to call the police to say he was being kidnapped while on the bus to school.

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PhantomCrevan 8

Sunday 24 December 2017 9:13

And the phone promptly goes back to the store while junior does extra chores and runs some laps around the yard.

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PhantomCrevan 8

Sunday 24 December 2017 9:13

And the phone promptly goes back to the store while junior does extra chores and runs some laps around the yard.

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