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By Dancersrule1 - 10/08/2016 00:00 - United States - Petal

Today, I boiled some pasta for dinner. I noticed a weird white flakey stuff on the water as it boiled and the water boiled over unnaturally. Turns out, I boiled the paper plate I had placed between the pot and strainer insert to keep them from scratching each other. Paper linguine anyone? FML.

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CharlieWolf2100 8

Thursday 11 August 2016 6:12

That should taste really ******* good.

xx000o 27

Thursday 11 August 2016 12:13

Just tell everyone that it is your secret ingredient.

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CharlieWolf2100 8

Thursday 11 August 2016 6:12

That should taste really ******* good.

KaleTheVane 7

Thursday 11 August 2016 10:20

Oh hell yeah sign me up!

xx000o 27

Thursday 11 August 2016 12:13

Just tell everyone that it is your secret ingredient.

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