By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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alley_cat_118 0

#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.

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crazy_bananas 31

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

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STFU01 14

I just threw up in my mouth

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bleh_idk.soooostute8yirgywrdjyrwudetzauyeqsteazteazu 5

tasty

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HEnRyEdwardsIII 15

I guess someone has dermatology in their future. Time to apply for medical school.

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QuantumWolf 8

WHY DID YOU BITE HIS NECK IN THE FIRST PLACE?! ???

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MG62 6

A hickey that turns into just disgustingness. I feel ill. I agree your life sucks in those moments. Hope the next time is a more pleasurable experience.

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Personguy01 11

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Saffron Nightshade 12

That'll curb your budding vampiric tendencies lol

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