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By Major3 - 11/03/2013 02:16 - United States

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML
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miz_kamakazi 11

YDI. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Hope she leaves your ass.

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AkshaySauce 5

There is a special place in hell for people like you. I'm ashamed to be of the same species as pigs like you.

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Hon3y_schnucums 1

You deserve it jerk. I hope your child has more common sense then you

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CodiNikol 8

You ******* asshole. I hope both your wife and ur child's mother leave you. You totally deserve it.

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andythegreat 0

You are a ******* douchebag. I feel way worse for her than I do for you. I hope she leaves your stupid unfaithful worthless ass. Your a ******* pig. **** you. And **** her life. You ****** it up enough for her already.

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missamerica95 0

You're an asshole OP. **** you for being a cheating douchebag.

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TheHaHaNoGuy 5

"oh no, poor you. Im so sorry, you are very unfortunate." seriously? What the **** do you expect us to say to scum like you? And you even came here hoping that we'd feel sorry for you?! Seriously? The **** is wrong with you? FHL for trusting and being married to a loser like you.

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TheJashinist 8

It's your own fault, I don't think you'll find any sympathy here.

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SoultheWolf 19

You're a ******* douchebag. I hope she dumps your cheating ass.

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stormchaser24 24

More like FHL. Sorry but YDI wait I am not sorry jackass.

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kiki122012 5

1) You're a douche bag. 2) That's not an FML 3) I hope she divorces your @$$.

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newmandotcom 6

Actuall, the innermost circle of hell is reserved for mutineers.

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