Today, I asked my mom to see a pimple on my back and forgot I... - FML

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By Alexis - 10/11/2018 04:34

Today, I asked my mom to see a pimple on my back and forgot I had 3 love bites from last night. Dad was also in the room so when she asked “Are those love bites?”, my dad came to see and said “Of course they are, you can still see the mouth”. And they both laughed at me. I’m 22. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 12 November 2018 21:13

They're just reminiscing about doing the same thing when they were your age. Don't worry about it.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 12 November 2018 21:13

They're just reminiscing about doing the same thing when they were your age. Don't worry about it.

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