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By Anonymous - 17/12/2013 17:20 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML

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You deserved it 3 283

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Same thing different taste

By whoops - 29/06/2014 20:37 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML

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You deserved it 60 908

By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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You deserved it 4 984

By anon - 27/12/2013 07:28 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML

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You deserved it 3 857

By MasterWong - 20/06/2018 19:00

Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML

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You deserved it 332

New neighbors

By Jules - 06/07/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML

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You deserved it 110

Ewwww

By SayWhat - 25/02/2010 11:46 - United States

Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML

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You deserved it 4 744

Monday morning sucks

By Linds - 28/06/2021 14:01

Today, I came home to find that maggots had taken over my garbage can this weekend. We weren't home to catch it, and I didn't use the garbage this morning. On top of that, I hadn't had my caffeine for the day because I ran out and forgot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 598

You deserved it 278

By Blood on my hands - 07/08/2013 05:40 - United States

Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 159

You deserved it 25 735

By willkftw - 14/04/2019 16:00

Today, despite putting all the food in the fridge, taking all the rubbish outside, cleaning the house top to bottom and setting up bait, we're still dealing with a bloody huge ant problem. I've now got a rash all over from being bitten while I sleep. FML

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You deserved it 153

By Typrokka - 22/10/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML

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You deserved it 32 184

jgmarines 4

Tuesday 17 December 2013 22:55

Kill them with fire

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Tuesday 17 December 2013 22:55

Ant that the worst! Don't let it bug you too much.

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jgmarines 4

Tuesday 17 December 2013 22:55

Kill them with fire

thweakmn 3

Thursday 19 December 2013 7:14

Bro, they're already fire ants

colby6666 43

Wednesday 18 June 2014 14:50

Run.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Tuesday 17 December 2013 22:55

Ant that the worst! Don't let it bug you too much.

scarletclaw 11

Wednesday 18 December 2013 8:38

Don't get mad get Glad!

TheCerealKiller 24

Tuesday 17 December 2013 22:55

Could be worse. For instance, it could be a bunch of spiders.

Sports_guy3 28

Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:00

That you had almost swallowed.

RenoTheRhino 30

Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:23

Or hundreds of baby centipedes....Oh..god.

BubbleGrunge 18

Wednesday 18 December 2013 0:01

Roaches??

purrypie 9

Wednesday 18 December 2013 0:04

Hi, I'd like to leave the planet please. Yes this happened after you suggested that

Zaros_fml 24

Wednesday 18 December 2013 0:26

Nopenopenope.

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 18 December 2013 4:12

Apparently your trash is infested with red ants. Spiders would keep your home biter-free.

fucMyLifeSoHard 18

Wednesday 18 December 2013 4:35

5- Do you often find yourself eating your trash?

Puffgurl 6

Wednesday 18 December 2013 17:23

But spiders bite

Not_Impressed13 9

Thursday 19 December 2013 15:00

#33 - #5 was trying to tie into a previous FML...

jsni2132 18

Tuesday 17 December 2013 22:57

Reading that left me *puts on sunglasses* splitting at the sides

Zaros_fml 24

Wednesday 18 December 2013 0:28

I want to hate you, but I can't.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Wednesday 18 December 2013 1:43

**All you need is love**

wardo 4

Wednesday 18 December 2013 17:28

Shut the **** up

autinyork 6

Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:00

Spray them with a hose and then get shrunken down by them to only realize how hard the work. WHOOP ANT BULLYYYYYYY

iLike2Teabag 27

Wednesday 18 December 2013 5:57

What are you smoking?

animalxcrackers 20

Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:02

Jeez, how long had you left it there?

zoepie 7

Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:06

Nuke the neighborhood, you might be safe then.

Bumblebrea99 14

Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:08

Next time you should double bag! :P

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Wednesday 18 December 2013 3:42

I read that last part as douche bag...

RenoTheRhino 30

Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:10

Vacuum time.

zoegirl_455 30

Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:15

Time to get a new house!

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Same thing different taste

New neighbors

Ewwww

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