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By what even - 14/05/2015 22:17 - United States - Athens

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML

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By dramaqueen - 14/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML

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By VoodooPriestess - 04/07/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML

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By jellyybean - 05/09/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML

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Better than nothing

By Fluory - 07/12/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2014 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML

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Low maintenance

By OlCasss - 05/03/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me about a girl who he loved a few years ago. He said, "She was extremely beautiful, and I fell for her for a long time. But it's like with universities, everyone wants to study at Harvard but finally ends up in a regular university that they can afford." FML

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So romantic

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML

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By anony - 24/05/2016 12:57 - New Zealand - East Tamaki

Today, my boyfriend's mum begged me to stay with my boyfriend because she says I'm the only one who can actually get him through college and into a decent job. FML

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By I guess not - 02/08/2016 13:24

Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML

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And they say romance is dead…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

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Nessco 36

Friday 15 May 2015 10:22

Don't ask the question if you think you may not like the answer.

AndyPurdy 31

Friday 15 May 2015 10:27

Why would you ask that anyway?

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gracienoelle 8

Saturday 16 May 2015 21:56

Well, at least he picked you

laurarossiox 11

Sunday 17 May 2015 5:23

You should have replied with "well you better start looking at more options." You deserve better and to be happy! Goodluck!

WhoCouldIBe 11

Monday 18 May 2015 5:08

Would have guessed uw platteville but Texas?

tiaakeith2203 4

Monday 18 May 2015 19:37

Ouch. Id be pissed

lilmisscupcake89 6

Saturday 23 May 2015 5:23

What a total disrespectful boy!

duhbo0 6

Wednesday 3 June 2015 3:02

That's messed up!!

Face344 7

Tuesday 17 November 2015 4:29

Girls always why? Why do you like me? Worst thing to ask us.. My brain literally blanks and then it comfirms your irrational fears

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