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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 00:26 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Jazzyfayyye - 29/05/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said, "You know who you remind me of? Sarah Palin." And then for the next 15 minutes continued to discuss how ugly she is. FML

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You deserved it 3 704

The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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You deserved it 337

By wishbone - 14/04/2009 20:41 - Canada

Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML

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You deserved it 5 661

By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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Backhanded

By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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You deserved it 918

By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML

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You deserved it 3 972

His type

By anon - 23/09/2024 20:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML

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You deserved it 79

By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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You deserved it 5 234

By storyofmylife - 10/06/2015 02:44 - Canada - Truro

Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML

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You deserved it 2 788

Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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m311 6

Thursday 18 November 2010 9:05

aw thats not nice

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 18 November 2010 9:06

YDI for looking like a horse.

Comments

UrTheWorstCharac 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 16:21

this is one of the funniest FMLs in a long time. Bravo SJP.

Dragonfire76 0

Monday 22 November 2010 3:14

You can do way better than that. Dump him and find a guy that appreciates you.

PplMakeMistakes 2

Tuesday 23 November 2010 6:59

she's gorgeous!!!!! you have to watch satc :):)

budd28 0

Monday 13 June 2011 3:22

Sarah jessica Parker is a nice looking woman ... u must look like a goddess to compare yourself to her.. which I highly doubt .... no offense

lolmigosh 15

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:00

Saying someone looks like her is the ultimate insult

xRezSynn 15

Monday 11 February 2013 16:46

You can't handle the truth?

ohhitsher 5

Saturday 23 March 2013 17:14

Haha! That's messed up.

MommaSchmidt 14

Friday 28 June 2013 8:27

honestly I don't think she looks that bad. true she isn't the best looking woman out there but she has her own hotness factor!

adrian_swag 11

Thursday 11 September 2014 2:48

Wait so why are you guys together

daemonsparta 16

Wednesday 6 May 2015 19:52

he caught you for fishing

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