Love: Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought...

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 00:26 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML

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You deserved it 8 919

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Same thing different taste

By Jazzyfayyye - 29/05/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said, "You know who you remind me of? Sarah Palin." And then for the next 15 minutes continued to discuss how ugly she is. FML

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You deserved it 3 704

The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 041

You deserved it 337

By wishbone - 14/04/2009 20:41 - Canada

Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 711

You deserved it 5 661

By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 994

You deserved it 10 369

Backhanded

By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 396

You deserved it 918

By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 866

You deserved it 3 972

His type

By anon - 23/09/2024 20:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 539

You deserved it 79

By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 335

You deserved it 5 234

By storyofmylife - 10/06/2015 02:44 - Canada - Truro

Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 921

You deserved it 2 788

Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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You deserved it 7 436

m311 6

Thursday 18 November 2010 9:05

aw thats not nice

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 18 November 2010 9:06

YDI for looking like a horse.

Comments

Glenn_Coco 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 9:34

ugh #12 plz don't be talking. Your over size body disgust me and I'm straight. And not just that, it looks like you don't have a neck. Oh don't let me forget the tatoos, over doing it and they don't even look nice.

ICabooseI 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 9:36

of he asks to go hunting, don't come with him (you get a cookie if you get what this is from)

ktdad07 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 15:58

Kill the phonies!

DrAwesome 6

Thursday 18 November 2010 9:38

Your boyfriend will never look a gift horse in the mouth again.

ICabooseI 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 9:38

what did 21 say?

eternalsunlight 5

Thursday 18 November 2010 9:48

Hahahaha!

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Thursday 18 November 2010 9:49

23... hilarious... but seriously OP.... just because SJP has a face that looks like a beat up horse doesn't mean u do.... maybe it's your hair, or your man-hands... possibly none of the above... maybe ... nah, it's your horse-face... but she does have a nice ass... next time ask him which celebrity your ass reminds him of... then hope he doesn't answer... "Matthew Broderick"