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By ViewsFromThe305 - 01/06/2016 06:35 - United States - Miami

Today, I applied for FASFA and learned I don't qualify because my parents make too much money by 0.1% FML.

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dezbriana22 13

Wednesday 1 June 2016 23:42

Maybe try looking into some scholarships! Good luck!

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dezbriana22 13

Wednesday 1 June 2016 23:42

Maybe try looking into some scholarships! Good luck!

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