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By arrowmaker - 04/09/2018 13:00

Today, I answered a call from me soon-to-be ex-wife. She had a flat tire and the mechanic didn't know how to get the spare tire off of the vehicle. I'm pretty sure I was actually talking to her boyfriend. The third boyfriend she's had since being married to me. FML
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Septemba 13

Wow. Three boyfriends and she's already married to you? What a bitch.

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Jerry Leberer 12

you're nicer than I would have been. I wouldn't have answered at all

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Sinshine 28

Sorry but if you let her get away with doing it twice before, it's an YDI. Once maybe but after the second time that has to be a goodbye.

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arrowmaker 15

OP here. To clarify, I only considered it might have been her boyfriend as the conversation was ending partly because this guy spoke like a cop and I know she’s seeing one. Also, we’re separated because after I found out about the second guy I said I wanted a divorce (still pending)

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Yeah, any mechanic who doesn't know how to get a spare tire off the car shouldn't have a mechanical license/degree or whatever. I'm wondering why you let her have three boyfriends in the duration of your marriage before deciding to divorce her.

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