Today I am traveling for my honeymoon with my wife. So far we...

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By Honeymoontraveler - 21/12/2018 02:00

Today I am traveling for my honeymoon with my wife. So far we have been assigned separate seat in all our planes and no one wants to trade seat so we sit together, FML.

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raven_of_azarath 34

Friday 21 December 2018 2:06

Don’t you pick the seats when you book the flight?

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 21 December 2018 4:46

Just meet her in the bathroom.

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Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Saturday 22 December 2018 22:49

So you should've booked seats together?

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