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By ThePoorJedi - 02/07/2016 17:48 - United States - Bastrop

Today, I am to poor and embarrassed to get an actual sex toy for myself that I just bought a toy light saber instead of a real toy. FML
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EvilKaa 17

Well they say anything is a ***** if you're brave enough, I guess in this case it's "poor enough"

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bonehead69 15

bummer ya can't bring yourself to buying one.. I'm not sure, but I'm willing to bet it would do a better job.. maybe goto the next city over ? it's not like the cashiers in those places haven't seen people buy them before

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hoponpip 20

oh my god that takes 'having a long lightsaber' to a whole new level

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bonehead69 15

bummer ya can't bring yourself to buying one.. I'm not sure, but I'm willing to bet it would do a better job.. maybe goto the next city over ? it's not like the cashiers in those places haven't seen people buy them before

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ChristinePi 36

You can order toys offline. Many come in discrete boxes as well to help you feel less embarrassed, too.

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Elgrin 15

Try Amazon. They have a lot of options and an Amazon box is very common.

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EvilKaa 17

Well they say anything is a ***** if you're brave enough, I guess in this case it's "poor enough"

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Mr_Mole 24

Surely you can get one for the same price as a toy light sabre.

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potatopatota 5

Funnily enough there was an ad for star wars with light sabers in it literally just above this... Coincidence? I think not

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