Today, I am spending the day in In School Suspension because... - FML

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By Corbin - 02/05/2017 15:49

Today, I am spending the day in In School Suspension because I didn't "try hard enough to do nothing" I have to actively try to do nothing. FML

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Sunday 25 June 2017 1:58

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Sunday 25 June 2017 1:58

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