Intimacy: Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating....

By fmyhabit - 15/04/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

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Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML

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Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2014 21:48 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML

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Concerning

By Anonymous - 22/07/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML

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Freudian slip

By stupid me - 28/10/2020 06:02 - Israel

Today, while hugging my sister's husband, I accidentally let out a "Mmm…" sound in front my whole family. FML

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chewbacca69 0

Friday 15 April 2011 11:51

don't lie you just wanted to hear her voice

Bekll 31

Friday 15 April 2011 11:54

YDI for having the phone that close to you... unless you were using it? Had it on vibrate?

Comments

kemando 22

Monday 18 April 2011 17:06

iPhone. Winning.

connordowling 0

Monday 18 April 2011 20:51

LMFAO

rh_shorty95 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:23

you had ur pants on?

fatman1970 25

Tuesday 19 April 2011 1:16

Awkward!

girldancer8 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 4:52

don't **********.

flipcican6 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 8:17

fail on your part

amkaye 1

Wednesday 20 April 2011 22:19

Why did you still have your pants on?

l0606299 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 4:39

HAAAH DAYYYUM THAT SUCKS!

Jmpat 5

Saturday 23 April 2011 23:00

lmfao

kobiman 0

Monday 25 April 2011 3:41

why would you have your phone while mastubating like god

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