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By sexless - 09/08/2016 14:39 - Australia - Perth

Today, having been single for a while, I decided to use my vibrator for some fun. Today, I also discovered that my rescue dog's anxiety is so severe that she will bark if I'm in another room without her for more than 5 seconds, and growls at anyone who goes near me. Good bye, sex life. FML
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Eldslibo 20

Oh, that poor dog! I hope for you both it will get better soon. Good luck with the dog and your sex life. In the meantime, can't you use your vibrator when the dog is in the same room?

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Eldslibo 20

Mm, same here. I just close my eyes or make the cat go away.

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Eldslibo 20

Oh, that poor dog! I hope for you both it will get better soon. Good luck with the dog and your sex life. In the meantime, can't you use your vibrator when the dog is in the same room?

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ChristinePi 36

She totally can. My cat does the same thing. If I shut the door she wants in. If I'm using my vibe she stares at me because the noise intrigues her. It's just a quick way to ruin the mood having a pet stare at you intensely while you try to get off.

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Eldslibo 20

Mm, same here. I just close my eyes or make the cat go away.

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trucker2 33

It very well may be the dog goes after the vibrator like a vacuum cleaner

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Mr_Mole 24

Find a good dog trainer and pay for their help. Don't read online tips or watch Caesar Milan. Get an actual expert in to help. They will be able to solve the problem with a lot of hard work.

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jcash52426 5

Time to take the dog out back and kill him

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