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By kat2943 - 29/07/2016 23:46 - United States - Hialeah

Today, for the 4th time this month, my cat peed on me while I was napping. Fml.

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Infamous_Pickle 21

Saturday 30 July 2016 22:13

You should probably have your cat checked out. I've heard that peeing in places besides the litter box can be a sign of a urinary infection in cats.

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Infamous_Pickle 21

Saturday 30 July 2016 22:13

You should probably have your cat checked out. I've heard that peeing in places besides the litter box can be a sign of a urinary infection in cats.

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