By eaa145 - 03/03/2009 21:40 - United States

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Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML
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Brown5922 0

ohhh haha nice gift from you... but i guess your not performing well?

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geigercounter 0

This comment is...idiotic. If she loved him that much she'd have balls say so instead of getting him pills for an anniversary gift. Hell, if my girlfriend says I'm lacking in bed I'll buy the ******* pills myself. OP's girlfriend was just being cheap, and this was just her way of saying he didn't satisfy her without actually having to say it.

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milhous67 0

think about it this way... your gonna get some! lol

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k0re0 0

obviously she's lucky to get a guy and doesn't know how to treat a guy

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k0re0 0

obviously she's lucky to get a guy and doesn't know how to treat a guy

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viaCourtneyyy 0

MY boyfriend took me to Burger King for out 2 year -.-

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FoxyVixen 4

I hope it was a gag gift? (pun not intended ;D)

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missbadluk 0

damn... you should get her some vaginal "stay fresh" smelly good wipes for her birthday. then when she feels offended, remind her of her gift she gave you. im sure it will never happen again...

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missbadluk 0

...and then seriously bring up the topic of liposuction and breast implants for her. she'll get the OFFENDING hint!

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aduro1991 4

at least she wants the sex she couldve just cheated but she got u pills so she could **** ur dick

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