By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 22:38 - United States
Same thing different taste
Get the message
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Thanks, I guess…
By Gabrielguitar - 25/04/2009 14:23 - United States
Unhappy birthday
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HB!
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Oh gosh
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Be positive. You got them to give you free mouth wash. Next try for dinner!
Ouch, I sympathize...I too suffer from the effects of constant dragonbreath. Orbitz gum does the trick perfectly...and it now comes with 35 pieces!
Cheer up, buttercup! For homecoming, someone tp'ed my yard and left an empty bottle of mouth wash on my front steps. I was freaked out. I thought I had said something that really pissed someone off, and it was a message. It turns out it was a guy who liked me and a couple of his friends. I asked one of the friends about the mouth wash. They said there was no reason.
Looks like someone doesn't brush enough
Why does your mouth reek of dicks?
I think that was pretty nice of them... happy birthday!!! USE THE MOUTHWASH!!!!
I'm sorry but that is so funny.
Take the hint. At least that someone tried to be polite about it.
NOT AN FML!!!!
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The big bow is a nice touch.
Either it's a gag gift or someone really is sending you a message in a hostile way.