Miscellaneous: Today, during a family meal, my mother-in-law asked me to list...

By Anonymous - 30/05/2017 21:00 - France

Today, during a family meal, my mother-in-law asked me to list the foods I didn't like, which includes bananas. For some reason my husband felt it was necessary to specify: "except mine!" FML

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cakefete2 30

Tuesday 30 May 2017 22:13

Considering the maturity of your husband, consider it a small mercy that you don't have an allergy to nuts.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 30 May 2017 21:16

Would it be more realistic had you claimed you didn't like Vienna Sausage?

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 30 May 2017 21:16

Would it be more realistic had you claimed you didn't like Vienna Sausage?

cakefete2 30

Tuesday 30 May 2017 22:13

Considering the maturity of your husband, consider it a small mercy that you don't have an allergy to nuts.

skippydoda 32

Wednesday 31 May 2017 3:16

Just look at him without a smile and say, "Wrong"

wickedgetz 30

Wednesday 31 May 2017 10:25

you guys recently married? totally understandable. except now I keep thinking of how every banana is curved...

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