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By CoolCookie210 - 21/02/2016 00:28 - United States - Stamford

Today, during a big conference for work, I accidentally left my microphone on after excusing myself to the bathroom. The entire conference heard me call the urinal a "thirsty boy". FML
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AcieMcG 21

At least you weren't having a bout of diarrhea.

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HoboMeth 33

Did you call it a "guzzler" when you flushed it?

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Googolman 29

Why the hell would you say that in the first place, with or without a microphone?

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lolhailsatan 23

Anyone else notice that this was taken from the @bea_ker twitter account?? lol https://twitter.com/bea_ker/status/700161865192615936 i know u can't click links but if you just look up the person on twitter this exact thing is said by them, its only a few tweets down.

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ragnarok1540 39

OP, did you just say "thirsty boy" or was it something along the lines of "Your'e a thirsty boy, aren't you? On your knees and take my piss you dirty little toilet ****!", followed by a series of manly grunts. I am hoping it is the latter ...

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writerchic85 25

Seems like you have a bit of a fetish there

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gracehi 31

It could be worse. Just ask Robert Durst.

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