Health: Today, due to a series of unfortunate events, I get to take my...

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By thatgirlk - 15/07/2016 15:47 - United States - Fredericktown

Today, due to a series of unfortunate events, I get to take my father to his vasectomy appointment. I am his 20 year old daughter. FML.

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Scooter42 15

Saturday 16 July 2016 2:37

you know you don't have to be in the room right.

trucker2 33

Saturday 16 July 2016 2:46

It's not like you have to hold his hand.... Just wait till he tells you to put his ice pack back in the freezer.....

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Scooter42 15

Saturday 16 July 2016 2:37

you know you don't have to be in the room right.

trucker2 33

Saturday 16 July 2016 2:46

It's not like you have to hold his hand.... Just wait till he tells you to put his ice pack back in the freezer.....

MrsHumanFrog 19

Saturday 16 July 2016 9:27

so?

Scootythedog 17

Saturday 16 July 2016 18:10

What's the issue? Do you hate doing considerate things?

KingLewisII 34

Saturday 23 July 2016 9:30

look at it this way you were enough

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