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By Meriod - 29/12/2016 00:20

Today, Despite numerous visits to various doctors and taking different medicines, and even confirmation it wasn't from my penis or anus, I still keep having mysterious bleeding sessions each day from my genital region. I'm a guy. This has been going on for 6 years. FML

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James Bonds II 6

Wednesday 11 January 2017 21:47

<p>Must be from the Yaoi hole</p>

noreallywhat 17

Saturday 31 December 2016 13:48

And it isn't just like hemorrhoids?

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GhostFox 33

Thursday 29 December 2016 16:53

Have you had hormone testing done? Chromosome testing? MRI/MRA of the region?

UltimateBob 11

Friday 30 December 2016 15:52

Do you not even know which hole it's coming out of? You should know that by this point

esteroth 2

Friday 30 December 2016 23:15

Talk to your family if you haven't already, it may be hereditary.

fannyadams 3

Saturday 31 December 2016 0:07

Stigmata.

noreallywhat 17

Saturday 31 December 2016 13:48

And it isn't just like hemorrhoids?

James Bonds II 6

Wednesday 11 January 2017 21:47

<p>Must be from the Yaoi hole</p>

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