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By MessedUp - 28/06/2016 04:42 - United States - Modesto

Today, despite being in a dead marriage, I realized the only reason I'm not leaving my husband is because I love my mother-in-law so much. FML

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 12:33

Doesn't he have any brothers?

kolby12309 26

Tuesday 28 June 2016 13:45

if he leaves you then maybe you could maintain that relationship. or you could explain the situation to her.

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 12:33

Doesn't he have any brothers?

dansco 24

Tuesday 28 June 2016 23:46

Best post I've seen for days. ?

kolby12309 26

Tuesday 28 June 2016 13:45

if he leaves you then maybe you could maintain that relationship. or you could explain the situation to her.

anythingbutnow_fml_fml 5

Tuesday 28 June 2016 22:19

been there

becca9985 34

Wednesday 29 June 2016 0:19

After all the horror stories I've heard on here, hearing about a wonderful mother-in-law is such a change of pace.

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