Holidays: Today (Christmas) my wife got a gift to her cat and not for me....

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By Melosro - 25/12/2016 17:04

Today (Christmas) my wife got a gift to her cat and not for me. Also she forgot when it is my birthday and didn't give to me my birthday present. We have been together for 4 years and it always happens. Fml

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countryb_cth 38

Tuesday 27 December 2016 10:34

If this is a regular occurrence then I'm sorry to break it to you but she didn't accidentally forget she's just using it as an excuse.

Draysor 6

Monday 26 December 2016 10:35

Talk to her about it. It seems communication seems to be the biggest problem in these.

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Draysor 6

Monday 26 December 2016 10:35

Talk to her about it. It seems communication seems to be the biggest problem in these.

countryb_cth 38

Tuesday 27 December 2016 10:34

If this is a regular occurrence then I'm sorry to break it to you but she didn't accidentally forget she's just using it as an excuse.

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