By BOHICA123 - 08/10/2013 02:08 - United States - Brighton

Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for six hours. FML
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Micayla 12

Hey, it'll be some type of experience to put down on your resume! Props to you though, I got hit with a paintball once and it hurt like hell!

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purebliss_fml 19

A job's a job! At least you're not a hooker, if that makes you feel any better...

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SebastianMiko 7

That requires some serious balls.

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Greenmarsh 31

There are places that people pay to shoot other people who are dressed up as zombies. This could be what he is referring to.

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gsxrgirl 0

I FEEL YOUR PAIN. I work at a haunted house in Atlanta, I get paid 10 bucks an hour and get shot about 300 times a night. After the first couple days you dont feel it anymore and it becomes fun. The best part is when you get people to piss themselves. Had four friday night.

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woodnyc 3

Don't be to hard on yourself. "Shoot the freak" was one of the most beloved attractions in Coney Island USA. Until the greedy corporate bastards closed it all down

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Gunguy 11

Been there done that. Good luck.

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joepittsburgh84 1

You didn't by chance work at urban assault did you?

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blackonblight 32

What is this job and do you have to do anything other than stand there in protective gear? Because I've got a weird pain threshold, that sounds like a cakewalk for me.

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kronicle120 4

Let me guess... The haunted hay ride in Louisville Kentucky, where they have mounted paintball guns on the hay ride?

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