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By anarchy61 - 13/01/2017 03:17

Today, being a firm believer of Bigfoot and other magnificent creatures of such nature, my future wife had to bail me out of jail because I tackled a figure who I thought was Bigfoot. To my surprise "bigfoot" was only a really hairy guy. Fml

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GhostFox 33

Wednesday 18 January 2017 9:10

<p>You are terrible at cryptozoology AND self preservation.</p>

URBeingLied2 23

Friday 20 January 2017 16:26

First off, if you meet Bigfoot, don't attack right away. Maybe try to engage in a more peaceful, not crazy/stupid way. Second, Why was there a naked, hairy guy just hanging around the woods? Unless you attacked a "Bigfoot" wearing shoes and pants.

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GhostFox 33

Wednesday 18 January 2017 9:10

<p>You are terrible at cryptozoology AND self preservation.</p>

Gundel 22

Wednesday 18 January 2017 19:30

<p>Of course...</p>

URBeingLied2 23

Friday 20 January 2017 16:26

First off, if you meet Bigfoot, don't attack right away. Maybe try to engage in a more peaceful, not crazy/stupid way. Second, Why was there a naked, hairy guy just hanging around the woods? Unless you attacked a "Bigfoot" wearing shoes and pants.

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