Today, at work, whilst on hold with an important client, I said to my co-workers, "Fucking hell, this woman sounds high as a kite." I heard a cough on the other end of the phone. All calls are recorded. FML
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Today, I had to listen to some old phone call recordings at work, in which a certain worker had the most annoying high-pitched voice. To my horror, I discovered that they were my call recordings, so the annoying voice was my own. My colleagues all concurred they cannot stand the sound of me talking. FML
Today, having been on hold on the phone for several minutes, I felt the need to release a fart. Just as I started my release, they picked up. They definitely heard. FML
Today, I was on a work call when my coworker made an accidental Freudian slip. Thinking I was muted, I muttered, "That’s what she said." I wasn’t muted. FML
Today, while at work, I let out a nasty wet fart, thinking no one would hear me since I work in a warehouse. My coworker did hear me, and replied, "WTF? Shots fired! Shots fired!" FML
Today, I was caught on a hot mic during a work department meeting complaining about someone using a leaf blower, F-bombs and all. FML
Today, while working at my call center, I took a phone call. The guy on the other line just yelled "FUCK YOU!" twice at the top of his lungs before hanging up on me. But of course, the phone agent is always at fault. FML
Today, I called a jerk of a client who has anger issues. As he started yelling and losing his temper, I began recording the call. The phone exclaimed : "This call is now being recorded." He hung up. FML
Today, my boss walked in and said something I didn't quite hear, but my co-worker chuckled so to be polite, I laughed with him. They gave me some weird looks. My boss was actually talking about his wife's tumor and my co-worker was coughing. FML
Today, I farted during a Zoom call in front of our client. I thought mic was muted. My Team Lead had lot of things to say to me. FML
Today, while I was working customer support, a lady hung up on me mid-sentence, and I trailed off, saying, "…aaannnddd you hung up on me like a bitch." Turned out she was still on the line and had just accidentally hit mute. FML
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x_Cupcakes 0
And you didn't know before that your calls are recorded?
mintcar 9
YDI for being unprofessional. Next time just wait until you're off the phone completely, or better yet just keep your mouth shut.
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Comments (40)
Mr_Darkside 5
didn't think that over didja? nice work. your not only possibly unemployed but your also an asshole. you deserve a medal and a slap on the face.
metalwolf 17
Good luck on your next job. Hope you learned something here.
xoestefaniaxo 0
why would you even -_-
GoArmy6624 7
ahahahaha ydi
sammsaballerr 1
high as a kite?lol who says that anymore?? lol and YDI if ur gonna be a jackass at least wait till ur not on the phone anymore.
AJRENO 0
Court date?
SexyMexi21 23
mf... I bet you work for time warner.... y'all are shitty
sleepyolivia 14
Well, I'd say YDI for talking shit, but I'm one of the most professional shit talkers out there so that would be quite hypocritical. However, on the other hand, you /do/ deserve it... I'm gonna go with an understanding YDI. Shit talkers unite!