Intimacy: Today, at the healthy age of 26, I broke my hip during sex. FML

By Nothanks - 06/06/2016 02:43

Today, at the healthy age of 26, I broke my hip during sex. FML

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By usarmywife - 17/04/2017 02:00

Today, at the ripe old age of 27, I dislocated my hip while making love to my husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2018 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2024 11:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I fucked up by jacking off. I have trouble getting "in the mood" due to medication and other things, so when I do I'm excited to enjoy myself, though it often takes a while and a lot of physical effort to get there. However, in the process of getting off today, I threw out my back and my hip. I'm only 29. FML

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Today, at 28 years-old, I broke the first ever bone in my body. I broke a metacarpal in my hand by going down an inflatable waterside at a children's birthday party. FML

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By fucksake - 05/10/2014 15:55 - Malaysia - Seri Kembangan

Today, at age 31, I was about to finally lose my virginity. As we tumbled onto the bed, an excruciating pain shot through my stomach. It turned out to be a hernia, and no, I didn't get laid in the end. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2023 00:02

Today, I finally had sex, but I busted up her cervix, and now we are at the hospital. It was my first time, and now I don’t want to have sex again. FML

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By Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 09:47 - France

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

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You wanker!

By Nik - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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Monday 4 July 2016 18:41

How the hell did you do that? I'm going to hope there's a story behind that one, otherwise go get screened for bone cancer.

SofaKing619 13

Tuesday 2 August 2016 5:01

That sucks! But was the sex good?

Comments

MrGarrett26 11

Tuesday 2 August 2016 20:00

she must have been fat af.

Silvertigre 14

Wednesday 3 August 2016 2:24

I managed to dislocate one of my hips during sex and that was bad enough. Don't envy you.

AggieMike77 12

Wednesday 3 August 2016 4:32

Do you need sex lessons!?!?

uchihadesendent 14

Wednesday 3 August 2016 5:02

Watching this for an update and get better OP

holy_sheet 3

Thursday 4 August 2016 3:14

Noice

flowersarenic 3

Thursday 4 August 2016 5:06

That's all other kind of climax. Definitely not the kind you were hoping for

termitanor 3

Thursday 4 August 2016 20:26

Now that's some hardcore sex

NinjaSeth 7

Friday 5 August 2016 20:49

The question is... Was it worth it?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 6 August 2016 5:08

Damn, what kind of kinky position were you in?!

GrassSlipper420 14

Monday 8 August 2016 23:07

we have a lot in common however I'm barely 22

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