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By now self conscious - 13/05/2016 03:08 - United States - Syracuse

Today, at my sister's softball game I wanted a hamburger. My grandmother said to me, in front of my students, "Lay off the burgers, you're getting hefty." When I told her my weight is the same as it was when I saw her she pinched my arm and said, "Maybe you're getting shorter and wider." FML

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DrafteeSelf 24

Friday 13 May 2016 18:38

Damn grandmothers are getting more and more savage each day

farmgirl98 14

Friday 13 May 2016 14:54

Never argue with Grandma. Just nod and say: "Yes ma'am." Still sucks though.

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farmgirl98 14

Friday 13 May 2016 14:54

Never argue with Grandma. Just nod and say: "Yes ma'am." Still sucks though.

DrafteeSelf 24

Friday 13 May 2016 18:38

Damn grandmothers are getting more and more savage each day

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