Kids: Today, at lunch, my seven-year-old daughter and I had a chat.... - FML

By Anonyme - 05/01/2011 04:43 - Serbia

Today, at lunch, my seven-year-old daughter and I had a chat. I asked her if she had a sweetheart. She said, "My sex life is none of your business." FML

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Wednesday 5 October 2016 10:16

I'm surprised she knows the word sex life.

deathstroke990 22

Wednesday 5 October 2016 10:24

she probably just heard it on tv and used it to be funny

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Havinci 19

Sunday 30 July 2017 22:23

time to put her up for adoption

misslauraselina 8

Tuesday 22 August 2017 18:42

okay aside from whatever weird conceptions people have about children not knowing the word "sex" am I the only one that thinks this kid actually has a good response? I remember being that age and having creepy uncles ask me all sorts of questions about whether I kissed boys and stuff like that. "it's none of your business" is a great response

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