Miscellaneous: Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of...

By no touching - 06/03/2015 14:03 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML

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By Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2025 22:00

Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML

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By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2025 09:00 - Australia

Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML

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Freeze!

By Anonymous - 20/06/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I ran to catch the subway, slipped, and my pants ripped across the back. I got on the train trying to cover the hole, only to realize the train was packed with people staring straight at my underwear though my fingers. To make it worse, my phone started playing loud music and I froze as I considered which situation to fix first. FML

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By Kylie - 22/07/2025 08:00 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By Rimmy Jobs - 21/08/2012 16:39 - United States

Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML

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By good-samaritan-fail - 06/10/2009 15:56 - Australia

Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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Saturday 7 March 2015 0:21

I see london, I see France, I see ninja turtle under pants!!

adamjcurryy 19

Saturday 7 March 2015 0:20

What an ass!

Comments

BlondePsycho 43

Saturday 7 March 2015 1:12

Ninja, ninja, ninja turtles!

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 7 March 2015 2:15

Tee-nage Mu-tant Nin-ja Tur-tles, Tee-nage Mu-tant Nin-ja Tur-tles, Tee-nage Mu-tant Nin-ja Tur-tles, Heroes on the half shell, Turtle Power!

goaliestud30 23

Saturday 7 March 2015 1:23

Damn wish I could see that lol

BlindlyWandering 17

Saturday 7 March 2015 2:38

Yea, that cause that's not creepy perv of you.

amileah13 26

Saturday 7 March 2015 1:44

Could've been worse! Could've worn nothing underneath!

Foxiferous 6

Saturday 7 March 2015 1:45

He's a wanker, but turtle pants are nothing to be embarrassed about!

Sandsh8rk 36

Saturday 7 March 2015 1:47

Considering your location, was this at Future Music Festival, Good Life or Soundwave?

Unrecognisable 12

Saturday 7 March 2015 2:21

that's what I was thinking! haha.

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 7 March 2015 1:51

Ninja Turtle underpants is nothing to be embarrassed about.

markpatrick 10

Saturday 7 March 2015 2:09

ninja turtles rock!!!

CandyApple88 13

Saturday 7 March 2015 2:12

Be proud you got to share your TMNT undies with all of Soundwave!

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 7 March 2015 2:13

That… is so hot.

bab3ruthl3ss 16

Saturday 7 March 2015 7:52

Nothing's hotter than sexual harassment!

henrylikestreats 22

Saturday 7 March 2015 2:36

At least the Ninja Turtles were there to protect your ass!

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