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By vet1 - 11/07/2013 15:18 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML

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aaron123111 11

Thursday 11 July 2013 18:52

Wtf did I just read? You had to toss off a dog?

MissMae93 23

Thursday 11 July 2013 18:53

I'm trying to figure out when you would actually need to know how to do this...

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cottoncandymango 17

Thursday 11 July 2013 22:21

I have never heard of this "class" before... EVER.

sappy0 5

Thursday 11 July 2013 22:23

Vet school or not, it just sounds wrong & inhumane. I seriously doubt I could do it.

_Just_My_Luck 15

Thursday 11 July 2013 22:40

At least you weren't charged for ***********

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 11 July 2013 22:45

If it's recorded, I'd consider profit...

picturescrazy 24

Thursday 11 July 2013 22:54

I didn't know the used AI in dogs o.O

JimberlyHope 9

Thursday 11 July 2013 23:10

At least you got gloves... Right? Still sucks, FYL.

elsuperloco68 12

Thursday 11 July 2013 23:44

Did you stick a finger in his butt also? Haha

kidsgotastinky 11

Thursday 11 July 2013 23:51

You really have to do that to be a vet? Or do you have a problem?

feroxletum 6

Thursday 11 July 2013 23:53

Now that's a sticky situation

mymiles 13

Friday 12 July 2013 0:00

Do the bitches love you? Oh wait...

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