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By Brianarune - 01/08/2016 05:57

Today, as my friend was leaving he leaned in to kiss me. When I leaned in too, he jerked his entire body back and said "Are you f*cking kidding me?" FML.
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A girl did this to me before, turns out it was going to be a prank.

Oh, bullshit! This sort of thing existed in the ******* dark ages. Here's a hint- you aren't inherently superior because of your birthdate. Where do you think that "younguns" pick this sort of thing up from? Answer: From the douchebags in the previous age group. Get over your "I'm older and thus better" mentality.

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A girl did this to me before, turns out it was going to be a prank.

LevelupKid 8

I honestly wouldn't know where to go from there...

Younguns of the 2010s lol. Back in the 90s we didn't play these kind of games.

Oh, bullshit! This sort of thing existed in the ******* dark ages. Here's a hint- you aren't inherently superior because of your birthdate. Where do you think that "younguns" pick this sort of thing up from? Answer: From the douchebags in the previous age group. Get over your "I'm older and thus better" mentality.

Oh, please. There are douchebags in every generation and you, Panda Face, surely are one.

nightingale21 7

How are they a d bag for saying that its not just the younger generation full of d bags?

Actually I had this type of "prank" played on me back in grade 7. I was the new girl, very shy and awkward. I thought I was going to die when one of the "popular" boys asked me out on a date. I very well could have when I met him and 4 girls beat the **** out of me while he and his buddies watched. 1 girl got expelled, everyone else got suspensions of varying degrees, no one had any charges laid, and I got 4 days in the hospital and sent right back to school. This was in 97 and I'm sure it was hardly a new concept then either.

Yes you did. These games have been around since before you were born!

What a dick. Reevaluate your friendship.