Love: Today, as my boyfriend left my house, I gave him a long, tight...

By bstent - 20/10/2014 19:11 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend left my house, I gave him a long, tight hug. So tight that he threw up. FML

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bstent 4

Tuesday 21 October 2014 5:27

I honestly wasn't hugging him that hard.. We had just eaten and he's really skinny, so that probably had a lot to do with it lol

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njgohard 16

Monday 20 October 2014 23:33

Might want to ease up on arm day.

TMastaFresh 10

Monday 20 October 2014 23:33

Damn maybe turn some of that passion into a kiss haha

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daydreamer244 13

Tuesday 21 October 2014 5:30

He couldn't handle your massive muscles.

waitwhatsgoingon 18

Tuesday 21 October 2014 6:22

Document

HarshD9619 34

Tuesday 21 October 2014 6:27

Time to go easy on the gym

ghetto_child 19

Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:16

Hulk smash!!!

DocDrose 20

Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:29

you should get into professional wrestling

Dendrocker 15

Tuesday 21 October 2014 10:47

stan?

MedChew 19

Tuesday 21 October 2014 12:08

Maybe this the 'lumberjack' girl from the previous FML

Audem_fml 27

Tuesday 21 October 2014 18:49

That's a strong girl !

kamryno 22

Wednesday 22 October 2014 0:39

He was probably already feeling sick before you hugged him unless you happen to be the hulk.

c0untblah 4

Wednesday 22 October 2014 0:39

Love hurts and other times it's messy and smells of vomit. oh wait....

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