Intimacy: Today, as I was texting a girl, she told me she just got out...

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By FuckBoi - 25/04/2016 16:55 - United States - Baltimore

Today, as I was texting a girl, she told me she just got out of the shower. Being flirty I asked for pics, she said okay. What did she send me? Pictures of her actual shower and nothing else

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jimeple 12

Tuesday 26 April 2016 2:16

She has a great sense of humor.

yeaforreal 14

Tuesday 26 April 2016 0:37

This is your idea of flirty? Seriously?

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yeaforreal 14

Tuesday 26 April 2016 0:37

This is your idea of flirty? Seriously?

grajax 24

Tuesday 26 April 2016 1:29

"Flirty"

jimeple 12

Tuesday 26 April 2016 2:16

She has a great sense of humor.

chrisbeaudoin 26

Tuesday 26 April 2016 4:31

His name is FuckBoi c'mon people

MrGibbs25 20

Tuesday 26 April 2016 5:01

I would say you deserve it, but that button isn't here anymore, thanks FML .

idefka 34

Tuesday 26 April 2016 5:35

OP, forgot to say FML

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 26 April 2016 6:55

Basically, you got what you asked for.

Noelletakumi 36

Tuesday 26 April 2016 7:25

I wish we still had the YDI button because I'd use it here.

PikarooArtist 17

Tuesday 26 April 2016 7:44

She has an awesome sense of humor, let her send those pics any way she wants because what she did was funny

Talis99 26

Tuesday 26 April 2016 8:08

YDI. Few chicks like "send nudes" anyway. It's not flirty. You meant thirsty.

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