Miscellaneous: Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked...

By Anonymous - 09/12/2014 21:14 - United States - Margate City

Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2010 16:38 - United States

Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML

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By username - 17/11/2014 03:52 - United States - Elkhart

Today, my father told me to "go get a job". He has been unemployed for 3 years. FML

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By Cecilly2010 - 28/04/2011 15:53

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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By great - 10/02/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, I sat in my boss's office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 20:00 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML

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Mid-life crisis

By Anonymous - 04/01/2025 12:00 - New Zealand - Lower Hutt

Today, my dad had his 45th birthday and got so drunk he couldn't walk. He crawled along, crying, saying that his whole life was a failure because he had "a shitty job, a fat girlfriend, and a dipshit son who's never going to move out." I haven't moved out because I'm 18 and still at high school. FML

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Anger management

By FML - 08/12/2013 18:00 - Puerto Rico - Cayey

Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2013 15:53 - United States

Today, my dad called me a "deadbeat loser" after I came back from my first day of voluntary rehab for my meth problem. He's never had a job in his life and sits on the sofa all day, smoking weed and playing video games, all on my mom's salary. FML

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By chiktikka - 14/01/2014 22:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 23:55 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML

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Beaker318 11

Wednesday 10 December 2014 0:11

Aaaaand it's time for him to get a new place to live.

Murilirum 23

Wednesday 10 December 2014 0:12

That's terrible. Subtle response such as 'oh you too!' Would be more than appropriate.

Comments

MaxG15 7

Wednesday 10 December 2014 6:58

What a douche, sorry you have to deal with him, and at least you have a job.

WhackTheJackal 22

Wednesday 10 December 2014 7:02

Kick him out, he should't be living with you if he isn't going to pay for his own living expenses.

drrobotnik1 18

Wednesday 10 December 2014 7:55

grow a pair and throw him out on the street. locksmiths aren't that expensive, genius

TimeForPlanB 14

Wednesday 10 December 2014 8:00

talking about parental guiding...

ThePols 11

Wednesday 10 December 2014 9:35

They took err jerbssss!!

granCanyon 12

Wednesday 10 December 2014 11:07

If you don't throw him out soon then you'll be stuck with him for years if not the rest of his life. Some people need a kick in the ass to change. Now that he knows you'll pay for everything he won't even try to find a job. Kicking him out will be beneficial for both of you.