Transportation: Today, as I was crossing a street, a car hit me and broke two... - FML

By Sean - 14/08/2016 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, as I was crossing a street, a car hit me and broke two of my ribs. The driver was too busy paying attention to his girlfriend who was giving him a blowjob from the passenger seat. I could see the look of ecstasy on his face as he rammed into me and drove off without noticing. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband managed to crash the car because he was too busy looking at an attractive girl with her leggings wedged up her ass crack, and I know he only crashed because he was looking at her, because I was in the car with him when it happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2017 02:20

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Today, as I was pulling out of my apartment complex, I was rear-ended. When I got out of my car to see how bad the damage was, I wondered why the other guy wasn't getting out of his. As it turns out, he was busy pleasing himself. I found out when I approached his car. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By TheRuleEnforcer - 29/03/2013 08:33 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car in a parking lot. The person sped off; I broke three ribs. My parents screamed at me for not getting the driver's info. FML

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By emm - 18/03/2011 16:11 - United States

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Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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By Lmop68 - 27/05/2009 05:27 - Canada

Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML

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By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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Catcaller on a bike!

By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 08:31 - India - Hosur

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Today, a man on a bike was so preoccupied with making lewd comments about another girl's behind that he drove straight into mine. FML

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Jared900DUmpling 30

Sunday 14 August 2016 11:57

I just wish the impact had cause his girlfriend to bite down.

TeasinDaNoobs 16

Sunday 14 August 2016 11:23

If you remember the kind and color of the car you could report it as a hit and run, even better if you caught the license plate!

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DarkAriel7 1

Monday 5 September 2016 23:56

I am just wondering if he was J-walking or the guy ran a red light. Because J-walking would be a solid ydi.

Hippo_Holiday 19

Monday 6 November 2017 11:46

*Thomas the train earrape growing louder*

rattyrayvn 21

Thursday 22 February 2018 13:47

You should put a curse on him like in Thinner

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