By Jonny - 09/01/2012 04:07 - United States

Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I called my brother to share the news that I've been sober for a month. He invited me to a bar to celebrate. FML
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Jaxx66 21

Seems like you shouldn't be calling him for a while! Sorry OP, keep up the good work though!

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itsbreyo 5

I don't understand why people vote for "you deserve it" on posts like these. Great job OP ;)

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kickuwithmyfist 1

Edward 40 hands that shit!!!

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meben 0

That's the way :-) get two cheap mickeys and tape that to your hands. Hellz ya!

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agginbmi 2

Sounds like he's planning an intervention.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Maybe hes just checking to make sure youre telling the truth.

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harrywestt 0

congrats dude keep the work up. and maybe your bro just wasn't thinking or something.

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GoW_Chick 14

He was just trying to get you to relaspe so you could feel good about it a second time

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GoW_Chick 14

Well it was a joke so the point is to laugh if you thought it was funny.

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scarpicide 5

He was going to to take you to the back room of the bar where they serve liver-saving drinks.

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Enslaved 36

Looks like it's an Odoul's for you!

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JB184351 1

His brother might not know the definition of sober lol

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scarpicide 5

Only if he's an idiot. Which is probably the case here.

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