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By Anonymous - 20/12/2017 09:19 - United States - Federal Way

Today, and every other time my daughter misbehaves in school, I make her do chores as a punishment. Today is also the day her teacher approached me concerned, saying, "is it true you make your daughter handle poop when she acts out in class?" I make her clean up our dog poop with a shovel... FML

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PhantomCrevan 8

Saturday 23 December 2017 11:54

Just explain to her. And sit your daughter down and explain that what she did was very manipulative and lying by omission. You now know that she's willing to lie to manipulate people into satisfying her wants- which will only get worse as she gets older if you don't nip it in the bud ASAP. Get to pruning those bad habits, chop chop.

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PhantomCrevan 8

Saturday 23 December 2017 11:54

Just explain to her. And sit your daughter down and explain that what she did was very manipulative and lying by omission. You now know that she's willing to lie to manipulate people into satisfying her wants- which will only get worse as she gets older if you don't nip it in the bud ASAP. Get to pruning those bad habits, chop chop.

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