By homerde - 05/02/2011 06:29 - France

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Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML
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aseq94 0

call the police on them for disturbing the peace !

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toelie 26

Good for her if she's found a guy with whom she has better sex. Could also be that she is going a little overboard with the noise cause she's faking it with him, though, or she is aware of you being his neighbour and is showing off.

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Chaquyrya 0

Your life EFFIN SUX ass!

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zkchild 0

Those could be screams for help.

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bfad2010 0

whoop his ass! unless he's alot bigger than u.. then that wouldn't be a good idea ha

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dt520 4

theres a decent chance shes faking it, then again theres a decent chance she isnt too...

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melancholyangel 0

The fact you are are comparing the amount of noise she is currently making with how much noise she made with you is very creepy.

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gitarex 4

i feel ur pain dude. best solution though, find a better lookin girl and have her come over for some simple stufd and how off that new hot girl that ur going to have.

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tjv3 10

knock on the door crying and tell them you found out you have herpes and the clap. that should kill the mood

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toelie 26

Yeah, you'd really want people to think you have herpes. Good tip short term, not so much long term.

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me_the_maniak 14

hahaha .. get over her, you will be acting stupid if you still love her ... :) I loved a girl and she broke my heart, not once twice, but now I am over her ....

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