Work: Today, an elderly client covered in his own excrement tried to...

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By Dragoness11 - 09/07/2016 23:29

Today, an elderly client covered in his own excrement tried to slap me across the face with a soiled pad. I don't get paid enough for this. FML.

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Dragoness11 20

Sunday 10 July 2016 14:33

I'm a carer, I'm paid to be the one to go in there and scrub these people clean again!

momo87 8

Sunday 10 July 2016 13:43

what do you do

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momo87 8

Sunday 10 July 2016 13:43

what do you do

Dragoness11 20

Sunday 10 July 2016 14:33

I'm a carer, I'm paid to be the one to go in there and scrub these people clean again!

Thor1012 28

Monday 11 July 2016 1:16

Wow I feel for you.. I'm a carer for my granny... I'm not paid though.. It takes time and energy.. And real patience

lifeguard_24 5

Monday 11 July 2016 4:39

As a CNA I completely understand lol

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