Today, after working 127 hours in the last two weeks; I was looking... - FML

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By "Bawsack" - 14/04/2017 10:17

Today, after working 127 hours in the last two weeks; I was looking forward to getting finished up for a week off. The person relieving me didn't turn up. 12 hours later I'm still waiting. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 227

You deserved it 11

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Zach Durgin 5

Tuesday 30 May 2017 20:35

Even if you worked every day during those two weeks, that amount of time averages out to just over nine hours a day. Try being deployed for six months to a year.

cloudking 5

Monday 24 April 2017 0:43

at least you didn't have to cut your arm for with a sharp own knife after being stuck for 127 hours

Comments

cloudking 5

Monday 24 April 2017 0:43

at least you didn't have to cut your arm for with a sharp own knife after being stuck for 127 hours

Zach Durgin 5

Tuesday 30 May 2017 20:35

Even if you worked every day during those two weeks, that amount of time averages out to just over nine hours a day. Try being deployed for six months to a year.

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

The Top

The Top

Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 630

You deserved it 16 595

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 819

You deserved it 3 698

Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 992

You deserved it 6 336

Today, I've reached a level of tired I didn't think was possible. I've had less than 3 hours sleep in the last 72 hours and have not slept more than 20 minutes each stretch because my newborn is so unsettled. The baby has been peacefully sleeping for the last 3 hours and I can't sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 095

You deserved it 318

Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 709

You deserved it 1 756

Today, my dad was so dizzy, he couldn't get out of bed. I called his doctor but sadly I confused the word "vertigo" with "libido." The doctor may have been impressed but offered me no helpful suggestions. FML

I agree, your life sucks 685

You deserved it 416