Intimacy: Today, after weeks of planning a romantic dinner, and an intimate... - FML

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By FMotherNature - 21/05/2016 23:46 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, after weeks of planning a romantic dinner, and an intimate evening in with my boyfriend, the night of the dinner finally arrived. So did my period for the first time in 3 years, FML.

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False_Stupidity 41

Monday 23 May 2016 6:55

Well, you can still have a romantic dinner and night in, all is not ruined and who knows, maybe your boyfriend won't mind parting the Red Sea, if your ok with it.

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False_Stupidity 41

Monday 23 May 2016 6:55

Well, you can still have a romantic dinner and night in, all is not ruined and who knows, maybe your boyfriend won't mind parting the Red Sea, if your ok with it.

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