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By Titan92753 - 03/05/2016 06:19 - United States - De Forest

Today after not dating anyone for 8 years because I'm so picky, I finally have a crush on a coworker. Good news: she's recently single! Bad news: I'm her boss. FML

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rodrigun449 16

Tuesday 3 May 2016 23:07

Wow, either you play it off and be the cool sexy boss. Or, fill the cliche of a really creepy boss that hits on his employees. Sucks to be in your situation OP

newthoughts_ 16

Tuesday 3 May 2016 22:37

WHERE IS THE YDI BUTTON!!!!

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newthoughts_ 16

Tuesday 3 May 2016 22:37

WHERE IS THE YDI BUTTON!!!!

Kieranr10 23

Tuesday 3 May 2016 22:44

So?

rodrigun449 16

Tuesday 3 May 2016 23:07

Wow, either you play it off and be the cool sexy boss. Or, fill the cliche of a really creepy boss that hits on his employees. Sucks to be in your situation OP

saja96 11

Wednesday 4 May 2016 1:04

Fire her so that you're no longer her boss then do her a favor by finding her a new job in a place close by and then you're free to date her.

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