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By Overit - 06/08/2018 06:57 - United States - Oneida

Today, after months of planning I finally proposed to my SO of 6 years. They said no because they ‘didn’t know how they felt’... FML

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Emma Marshall 19

Thursday 9 August 2018 11:44

2 years is **** all time...

jbuckets_404 38

Wednesday 8 August 2018 14:29

OP, too bad it took you this long to find out. :-( If somebody's "not sure about one's feelings" after 6-12 months, move on. Recommend moving on too if marriage isn't likely (else at least seriously discussed and/or engaged) after 2 years, but each to his/ her own as the situ warrants. Good luck, OP! :-)

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jbuckets_404 38

Wednesday 8 August 2018 14:29

OP, too bad it took you this long to find out. :-( If somebody's "not sure about one's feelings" after 6-12 months, move on. Recommend moving on too if marriage isn't likely (else at least seriously discussed and/or engaged) after 2 years, but each to his/ her own as the situ warrants. Good luck, OP! :-)

Emma Marshall 19

Thursday 9 August 2018 11:44

2 years is **** all time...

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