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By Anonymous - 07/03/2016 05:37 - United States - Enfield

Today, after getting up at 4:30am work and getting home at 4pm, my daughter got sick. It's now 1am and we have been walking back and forth from bathroom to couch every 5 minutes since 8pm. FML

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