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By Cryingoverspilledmilk - 09/01/2018 04:03

Today, after finally getting a chance to express milk for my infant and collecting just over two feeds worth, with none left in the fridge, I fell asleep with the pump in my hand. It's soaked into the lounge and I'm back to latching my infant on to an already cracked and blistered nipple. FML

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reid003 7

Thursday 11 January 2018 22:52

Call your doctor or La Leche. Your nipples should not be that cracked or blistered. It may be a bad latch on or a yeast infection.

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reid003 7

Thursday 11 January 2018 22:52

Call your doctor or La Leche. Your nipples should not be that cracked or blistered. It may be a bad latch on or a yeast infection.

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