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By JamaicanDooD - 08/09/2016 15:48 - Jamaica - Kingston

Today after finally convincing my ex gf to give me a blowjob (which is frowned up in my country) she did it, she told me that it was the first time she's done it. A week later she called me wanted to blow me again, it was amazing this time and afterwards she said "my friend let me practice" FML
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littlesward 8

YDI for pushing her on something she didn't want to do. If you "finally convinced her", then you were being too pushy

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DeliMeat08 14

Was she an ex before or after the first ********? I'd understand if she became an ex after she said that, but if it was before, not necessarily a loss. Obviously she wanted to practice to improve for you, although that friend is sneaky by taking advantage of her in that way.

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DeliMeat08 14

Was she an ex before or after the first ********? I'd understand if she became an ex after she said that, but if it was before, not necessarily a loss. Obviously she wanted to practice to improve for you, although that friend is sneaky by taking advantage of her in that way.

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littlesward 8

YDI for pushing her on something she didn't want to do. If you "finally convinced her", then you were being too pushy

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A7XCamaro 19

she appearantly liked it though, being as she felt the need to get practice for him.

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Zelda9678 11

She might've only did that because she felt pressured to be good at it

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